Facebook Conspiracy

Since when did everyone get on Facebook? After being specifically asked to join by our dear friend Lydia (who incidentally is now both engaged and expecting), I decided to try Facebook too. And suddenly out of nowhere, all of these people I have not seen or talked to in years are on there and we are now Facebook Friends. It's pretty cool. Although at the same time, I now feel immense pressure to have more Friends or risk of losing credibility in the facebook world. So far I have about 19 friends and I felt pretty good about myself until I see that Mike Hollander has NINETY-SEVEN. This seems rigged to me, but I haven't begun my official investigation yet so I will not comment.